Amish Lady Driver

[krankenhausen]

An Amish woman was driving her horse buggy to town when a highway patrol officer stopped her.

"I'm not going to cite you," said the officer. "I just wanted to warn you
that the reflector on the back of your buggy is broken and it could be
dangerous."

"I thank thee," replied the Amish lady. "I shall have my husband repair it
as soon as I return home."

"Also," said the officer, "I noticed one of your reins to your horse is
wrapped around his testicles. Some people might consider this cruelty to
animals, so you should have your husband check that too."

"Again I thank thee. I shall have my husband check both when I get home."

True to her word, when the Amish lady got home she told her husband about the broken reflector, and he said he would put a new one on it immediately.

"Also," said the Amish woman, "The policeman said there was something wrong with the emergency brake."

[Fuelkiller]

In the 1970 a British Airways plane landed in Frankfurt/Main.

It stopped at the end of the Runway.

"BA 4711, you are cleared to taxi via taxiway 4 to gate 3", the tower radioed.
Nothing happened.

"BA 4711, you are cleared to taxi via taxiway 4 to gate 3", the tower said again a bit more angry.

Again nothing happened.

"BA 4711, have you ever flewn to Frankfurt before?", the angry voice of the controller was heared in the radio.


"Yes", the pilot answered, "in 1944, but I didn´t land..."